Tuesday, 17 November 2009

PLO Challenge?

I had so much grief from people after my last video blog about how messy my apartment is! Look guys, when it starts to smell pretty bad that's when I know it needs cleaned. Seriously though, I don't care about mess. If you clean it up it just gets messy again, amirite?

I just bought 20 frozen whole lobsters which I'm having for breakfast each day. I'm getting pretty good at cracking these suckers apart and ripping out their delicious meat. I was always taught not to play with my food - but with these guys i just can't help it, its such fun haha.

So my Windows 7 installation went well. Pokerstars, Table Ninja, Stars Planner, Holdem Manager all work perfectly. My only problem was with PostgreSQL which is the database server that HEM connects to. Couldn't use my existing database on the new installation and ended up just creating a new database and having HEM run for 20 hour to import all my HHs from the last 8 months or so (yes there were loooooads).
Oh yeah - had to turn off the hard drive access control thing to get HEM to work, but that was simple.

Trying to keep my installation as clean as possible. I'm running VLC Media Player, 7Zip, Open Office, Firefox, Winamp, Avira AntiVir, SumatraPDF. And just keeping all the junk software like winrar and quicktime off my system. This thread on 2p2 was based on XP but was pretty helpful Funkyworm's 3k Posts: (Videos) How to Install, Update, Tweak Windows

If anyone is in Scotland and would like a friendly MTT on St. Andrews day there will be a dealer-delt £110 deep stack with free buffet at the mint casino in glasgow. http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=45178.0

Everyone seems to be doing "challenges" these days. Where they do something along the lines of start with $100 and try to grind it up to 5 figures in a month. I know Facestealer is doing one like that right now with the mtt-sngs. It was originally going to be Spacegravy doing the challenge but he gave up after 2 hours because thats how long it took for microstake sngs to destroy his soul haha.

So a couple of people have asked me if I have any plans to do one of these "challenges". Well, I'm thinking something up right now where I would play a short-handed PLO challenge with an aggressive move up strategy. This would suit me around the time next month when I will be doing lots of traveling because with PLO i would be 4-6 tabling on my laptop tiled.
When I play SNGs I play tiled 18 tables across a 30" and 20.1" monitor, I hate cascading / stacking, so playing SNGs on a laptop really sucks for me.
I think I'm the only SNG grinder I know except for Scossett who tiles, everyone else stacks. I think not tiling gives up way too much of an edge but a lot of people are willing to sacrifice that if they can justify it by a higher hourly rate from being able to play more tables through stacking. The worst thing though is guys who havent been around very long and they are doing stuff like 30-tabling $5 sngs, instead of playing less tables so that they can develop their game and move to higher stakes where they would be making more in rakeback alone from each game than they're making in profit right now.

You guys should check out Gazillions new blog. He's on his way to Costa Rica to stay with Spacegravy, Reef2287 and Facestealer to recieve SNG coaching. He will be making regular blog updates about how things are going so check it out http://gazillion2p2.wordpress.com/

Also Reef2287's blog is really good, he's been updating it nearly every day talking about his sick life in Costa Rica. He knows the golden rules of blogging which are to make your updates both regular and interesting.

Peace.

Sunday, 15 November 2009

Video Update

Last few updates to my blog were just text so I had people asking me when I was making another video update. Well I was bored waiting for Windows 7 to install so I made a video for you guys.

Sorry it's so damn shakey - who knew it would be so tough to hold a camera and talk at the same time?!

Saturday, 14 November 2009

10 Questions Not To Ask Me About Poker (because you won't like the answers)

For my non-poker friends and associates:

10 Questions Not To Ask Me About Poker (because you won't like the answers)

Based on the 2+2 bbv thread "Why I don't tell people I play poker" and (sadly) on a lot of personal experience!

 

Did you win or lose at poker last night?

me: Does it matter? I try to think long term and ignore the short term swings.
noob: I want to know, just tell me.
me: OK I won.
noob: How much?
me: $xxxx
noob: But how much did you lose?
me: What? I didn't lose anything, I won $xxxx
noob: So you didn't lose any money before you won the $xxxx?
me: No, you asked me how much I won and I gave you the net total. It includes all the wins and loses.
noob: Wow that's how much I make in a month. Do you make that much every day? You must be rich.
me: Some days i win, some days i lose. There's a lot of variance involved.


Are you addicted to poker?

me: No, I'm not addicted.
noob: Well how often do you play poker?
me: Every day
noob: You're addicted then
me: You're a clown. I'm playing poker to make money, I'm not f**king addicted
noob: Sure, that's what they all say, all the gambling addicts.


What's the most that you've ever won in a day/week/month/year?

me: That's personal, I'd rather keep that to myself.
noob: What, don't be a dick, just tell me.
me: I'm not being a dick, I just don't want to tell you how much money I make at my job. I don't ask you how much you make for answering phone calls and playing minesweeper.
noob: That's different, you won the money.
me: I earned it. It's not like I'm playing the f**king lottery!


Can you actually make a living playing poker?

me: Yes you can, unless you're an idiot, then you probably can't.
noob: But if you're playing poker all day instead of working then how do you pay your bills and buy food and things?
me: With the money i make playing poker.
noob: Wow, how is that even possible?
me: It's possible because I play poker for money. What did you think, that I was playing for match sticks or something?
noob: But can you make as much money as a real job?
me: If I was making less than a real job, I'd go get a real job, duhhh.
noob: I don't understand how you can make money at it though.
me: Because you're an idiot. Luckily many other idiots exist in the world and they put money online and lose it to me playing poker.
noob: Well you're the idiot because if you want a loan or a mortgage the bank won't give it to you because you don't have a proper job.
me: What makes you think I'd ever need a loan or a f**king mortgage?


Can you teach me how make money playing poker?

me: I could, but it's not worth my while teaching a beginner. Go buy a book or something.
noob: What? Why won't you teach me?
me: Because i don't want to waste my valuable time explaining to you basic stuff like the difference between a straight and a flush.
noob: You're such an asshole, I can't believe you don't want to teach me. I'm never talking to you about poker again.
me: Good, and if I ever want to learn how to scrape half-chewed bacon off plates in a greasy cafe I won't ask for your expert opinion either.


If I give you £100 can you double it up for me?

me: Why would I waste my time playing with your money when I could play with my own money?
noob: Well, I'll give you a cut of the winnings then.
me: Can't you see how dumb this is? Why don't you go put in a long shift at the factory and give me a cut of your wages?
noob: Come on, it won't take you long. Just double it up for me quick.
me: Oh really, and what if I lose it?
noob: What? I thought you were good.


What happens if/when you lose all your money?

me: I use pretty good bankroll management strategy, and based on my expected win rate its practically impossible for me to go bust.
noob: So, you have a system?
me: Well... OK, yes, it's a "system"
noob: The thing is, all gamblers lose all their money eventually. You should quit while you're ahead so you don't lose it all back. The house always wins in the end.
me: Thanks for that insight, would you like me to explain poker bankroll management in more detail?
noob: *ignores me* My uncle so-and-so had a "system" and he ended up getting into debt and losing his house. My auntie divorced him and now he sleeps on our sofa and works in Burger King 45 hours a week.
me: What? Oh my god, really? i never even knew that your uncle was a poker player?
noob: He was betting on the horses.
me: What the f**k has that got to do with poker?
noob: Well gambling's gambling.
me: Yeah you're right. Gambling's gambling. Hey, lets flip a coin, you win you get £1000 and if i win you get punched. Ok, heads I win, tales you lose, here we go....


Do you have a good poker face?

me: I play online. You know that I play online. People can't see my face you fool.
noob: Yeah but have you heard that "Poker Face" song?
me: Yeah, I hate it!
noob: But it's about YOU!
me: No, no it's not, now shut up.
noob: "cant read mah pa-pa-pa-pa-pooooker face. pokaaa faaaace"
me: Die in a fa-fa-fa fa-fa-fa-fire.
noob: But how can you tell when they are bluffing or not if you cant see their face?
me: sigh
noob: So if you can't see the other person is poker just luck on the computer then?
me: siiiiiiiiiigh


Won't the sites close your account if you keep winning money?

me: Why, why the hell would they?
noob: They don't want to keep losing money to you.
me: I'm not playing against the site, i'm playing against other people.
noob: Oh theres other people playing? so how do the sites make their money then?
me: YES there are other people playing goddamnit. And the sites make money because they take a cut of each pot or tournament.
noob: So the house always wins?
me: Yes the house always wins.
noob: I knew it!


How can you trust playing poker on a computer? They could be cheating you.

me: The sites I play on are trustworthy and well respected.
noob: But how do you really know they aren't cheating you?
me: They have no reason to. They make money out of each pot regardless of who wins so why would they risk their reputation and losing customers by cheating me?
noob: To make even more money.
me: Well I've been playing for years and consistantly winning. If they are cheating me they're doing a pretty terrible job at it.
noob: but i heard about this site called Ultimate Bet
me: ......... sighhhh *facepalm*

Thursday, 12 November 2009

UKIPT Galway (Irish Poker Championship)



I've bought into the €2000 Irish Poker Championship main event in Galway and booked flights.

Since there were no flights for another 3 days my return flight is on the day of the final table.
That's how confident I am, haha.

Will be flying into Galway on December 10th and leaving on the 14th.
Don't know where I'm staying yet.

Bad Beats

- I'm ill.
- XBox360 got banned on Live
- My mother found my poker blog, fml
- Neverending roadworks outside my apartment when I'm sleeping during the day.
- Running beyond atrocious at poker ("HOLD HOLD.... HOLD............. F£*K*** SH!7$")
- Running terrible at backing people for poker.
- 1st Electricty Meter reading in 18 months, used £xxxx more than they had been estimating.

    How easy is it to make good blog updates when you're running like crap?

    Not very!

    So I'll make a better update once something good happens to me.

    More chance of me fading a 3-outer against Darvin Moon and then beating him in a pie-eating contest than something good happening tho.

    Saturday, 7 November 2009

    Battle of the Planets promo


    Pokerstars are running a BOP promotion for the next 2 weeks. BOP is the stars SNG leaderboards and the promo is that prizes are doubled, and if you set an all time record you get 10x prize money.

    Its pretty good that stars are running a SNG related promotion this month. Hopefully it gets more fish into the games.

    I'm going to play 100 2-table SNGs in 4 different divisions to set scores for both low and high orbits. You have to run so ridiculously sick-hot just to get in the top 10 in any week but the potential of getting some nice cash in leaderboard prizes means it's got to be worth grinding out a bunch of 18man SNGs for a couple of days.

    Venus - $5-$9.99, Earth - $10-$19.99, Neptune - $20-$49.99, Uranus - $50-$99.99

    Don't think the 18mans run at $114s and higher but if they do i'll play 100 of them too. Hopefully it should take me 2 days Sunday-Monday to play 100 games in each division, as long as I dont play any xbox360.

    Also - blogspot seems to have deleted my entire Blog List, fml. I will try to add everyone again but if I linked to your blog previously and I missed you out this time please let me know.

    Saturday, 31 October 2009

    UK Poker Tour, XBox360, Prop Bets, More Supermarket Fun

    In this blog (split over 2 parts, diagf youtube 10 minute restriction) I discuss the new UK and Ireland Poker Tour, the Pokerstars Caribbean Adventure, XBox 360 games, an interesting prop bet on 2p2 and more fun and games at my local Tesco supermarket.






    UK & Ireland Poker Tour

    Pokerstars Caribbean Adventure

    Rat Sauce 89 1000 SNG 24 Hour Prop bet

    Fifa 10

    Wet

    Sunday, 25 October 2009

    Contest winners and poker blog roundup.

    In this video I reveal the free coaching contest winners and look at some other SNG poker player's blogs.

    Sunday, 18 October 2009

    Competition! 1hr Free Coaching

    Giving away 1hr free personal coaching for any type of SNG. Watch video for more details.
    Entries to daleroxxu_competition@hotmail.com before end of Wednesday 21st Oct.



    also, LOL at these 3 donk-regs:

    Wednesday, 14 October 2009

    Interview with Jonathan Little

    Thanks for the feedback on previous interviews. You guys requested that I interview more players in the SNG community so tonight I interviewed Jonathan Little (Fieryjustice on 2p2 and jcardshark on stars).

    We talked about his days as a SNG pro playing on Party before the UIGEA then his transition to playing on PokerStars then into live poker tournaments where he won over $4million and took down WPT Player Of The Year in 2007. We also discussed his blogging and coaching on his new site Float The Turn.

    There is a 30 minute MP3 file that you can download / listen to on your ipod here:

    http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/2492670/Daleroxxu_Interviews_Jonathan_Little_Fieryjustice.mp3

    Or you can stream the interview from the 3 youtube links bellow in order:








    Tuesday, 13 October 2009

    Interviewing Jon Little, grinding SNGs, TV Pokers

    In this video blog I talk about plans to interview SNG grinder turned live poker legend Jonathan Little. As well as a round up of recent poker TV shows.

    Friday, 9 October 2009

    Interview with Spacegravy - high stakes sng pro.

    I've had so many PMs from people saying how much they were looking forward to my interview with high stakes SNG pro Spacegravy. Well wait no longer, here it is.

    Topics that we discussed were:

    His rise to success.
    Living with other poker players.
    Prop bets.
    Making training videos.
    Who he thinks are the best and worst high stakes SNG regulars.
    What he thinks the biggest leaks are of hssng regs.
    His experience of playing the EPT main event where he came 11th.
    His new poker training centre in costa rica.

    Link to download or stream the MP3 http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/2492670/Daleroxxu_Interviews_Spacegravy.mp3


    Otherwise it can be streamed from the 3 youtube videos bellow:

     






    To find out more about Spacegravy check out his blog at http://spacegravy.livejournal.com/ and also his training centre at http://www.spacegravypoker.com/

    Saturday, 3 October 2009

    Playing blind - Won 4 SNGs. **NO HOLECARDS zomg**

    I wanted to demonstrate to everyone on youtube how easy it is to win money playing SNGs on Pokerstars.
    So I played 5 double or nothings with my holecards covered and won 4 of them.

    If you want to make out the chipcounts and stuff watch it in full screen and don't forget to select the HD option.

    ***** UPDATE - I thought this would go without saying but obviously not. This is NOT a strategy video, it's a piss-take. If you want to see some of the ridiculous comments check out this thread http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54/poker-beats-brags-variance/brag-won-4-sngs-without-looking-my-holecards-599312/   *****




    Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DSxxRhksGE
    Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNP8ndJkmwM
    Part 4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JhZomHV7Zw

    Easy game guys -Daleroxxu

    Thursday, 1 October 2009

    Interviewing Spacegravy. Feedback. Poker on TV.

    In this video I discuss feedback on the blog, a new poker TV show called "The Poker Star", and a planned interview with high stakes SNG player Spacegravy.



    link mentioned in the blog:
    Win at Poker Using Card Counting Techniques (lol)

    Tuesday, 29 September 2009

    Interview with Jared 'JHUB3000' Hubbard

    As a special feature for the blog I have interviewed one of the sickest players ever to play online SNGs. His name is Jared Hubbard but you know him better as jhub3000 on pokerstars and JSH06 on twoplustwo. He is the biggest winner in online SNGs over the last 3 years.

    In the interview we discuss topics such as:

    his rise to success,
    fitting poker into his lifestyle,
    buying a house with poker winnings,
    the current state of the games,
    who he thinks the best players are,
    common mistakes that he sees from regulars,
    superturbo sngs and variance,
    game selection,
    rake on SNGs,
    staking and coaching.

    Link to download or stream the MP3 http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/2492670/Jhub3000%2030min%20interview%20final.mp3

    Otherwise it can be streamed from the 3 youtube videos bellow:

    PART 1

    PART 2

    PART 3


    You can check out Jared's blog at http://jhub3000.livejournal.com/

    Saturday, 26 September 2009

    Getting sh*t on (by donks, monkeys and seagulls) :(


    Friday, 25 September 2009

    Playing Double or Nothing SNGs, Watching TV Pokers, Funny Forum Threads

     

    links mentioned in the blog:

    Face the Ace douchebag thread:
    http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/37/televised-poker/face-ace-sept-12-nbc-200pm-est-582394/

    Ziigmund and Doyle Brunson
    http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/i-think-picture-deserves-its-own-thread-589602/

    Cyrill the Frenchman
    http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/french-businessman-bobbys-room-557714/

    LOL Vagina
    http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54/poker-beats-brags-variance/lol-vagina-stars-410270/

    Ridiculous double or nothing SNG bubble hand mentioned in the blog:

    Wednesday, 23 September 2009

    Welcome to the new blog.